Saturday, September 21, 2013

2013-0920 Letter/Audio


Hi All –

The bold statement was made Friday by a usually reliable member of our group whose name I won’t mention but who’s initials are K.K., that people seem to be attracted by tragic or shocking events which is why the media concentrates on that sort of news.  They seem to have a field day when something bad happens.  By media, of course, I mean newspapers, television, radio and weirdoes ranting on street corners.  This is why you will see headlines like “Dog Bites 3 At Children’s Concert” and why you won’t see headlines like “Dog Helps Elderly Cross Busy Street.” I suppose that if I wrote about Friday’s meeting in a way that might be acceptable to a newspaper, it could be entitled:

“Friday ESL Group Shocked By Blatant Double Standard Between Sexes”

Perhaps then my readership might jump from 2 (my wife and I ) to 3 people.  Actually I’m not sure that my wife reads this either. 

 Truthfully, though, the group wasn’t shocked.  In fact, the lion’s share of them were asleep I think.  The small minority of the group’s members, consisting of those who were still hanging in there, talked a bit about manners between men and women with an eye towards highlighting the changes that are happening in the relations between the genders.  These changes, according to the article we read, began in the ‘60s with the rise of the Women’s Movement.  Feminists at that time rose up and said, “We can open our own doors, thank you very much and, while we appreciate you holding our coats for us, what we really want is respect and equality.  Do you think, gentlemen, that you can manage that without losing your manhood?”  Change in this direction has been slow but inexorable since.

Now when I was a young boy, (there were still dinosaurs roaming then), I was taught to treat women (and by extension girls) with respect.  This meant that I shouldn’t kick a girl no matter how silly or bratty she was acting.  Nor was I allowed to slander her no matter how much malicious gossip she might be spreading about me.  Girls could be merciless tomboys when it came to persecuting boys but when the boys wished to turn the tables and retaliate, then these same darlings became fragile creatures protected by the rules of chivalry. 

Now girls, you see, become interesting to boys around the teenage years.  At that time, the dread ritual of dating arises.  The boy nervously picks up the telephone, dithers a bit, screws up his courage, finally calls the girl and asks if she would like to go on a date.  She says something like “Sure, but can my little sister come along?”  The boy then says “Um, no.  Two’s company but three’s a crowd. Your sister would be a fifth wheel.”  On the appointed day, the boy dresses to impress the girl, trying to look like someone with deep pockets so she’ll be attracted to him. The worst, though, is when her father takes the boy aside to talk turkey.  He’ll brook no nonsense from anyone dating his daughter.  

Nowadays, things are changing so anything goes.  I’m just glad that I met my wife when I knew what good manners between men and women were.

Cheers!

Kevin

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