Saturday, November 9, 2013

2013-1108 Letter - Potluck


Dear All –

Hopefully you were one of the lucky people able to partake of Friday’s potluck at the Community Center. It was a wonderful time of socializing and sharing. So many people provided special and delicious dishes for all to try. 

Many thanks to Wen-ying and Sharon, the Cupertino Library Adult Services and the Friends of the Cupertino Library for making this happen!

All in all it was a wonderful experience, however, I feel that I must point out one slight deficiency in the proceedings.  Let’s face it, the plates were just too small to hold everything.  If I am going to make a pig of myself, I need a much larger plate so that I can pile it high with portions of everything provided.  At a potluck like this, my eyes are bigger than my stomach so I want to take a bit of this, a bit of that, and oh yes, some of that delicious-looking food over there.

Imagine my consternation when I realize that my plate is already overloaded and there, right in front of me, is the most succulent and tempting dish.  At this point, I then have to quickly do some mental arithmetic as follows:  I gaze longingly at the amount of the desired dish remaining, calculate how many people that might feed based on gender (men take more), estimate how many men and women are behind me in line, and apply the methods of statistical analysis to determine what percentage of those people behind me will actually take some of this dish.  What I am trying to determine is whether I can go to my table and bolt down the food I already have and then rush back for this dish or kiss it goodbye forever.  For a fleeting moment, the little devil inside my head suggests that I write a note by this dish saying something like “Warning:  this dish guaranteed to make you fat.  Also contains everything you are allergic to.”  This would increase the odds that there would be some left over for me.  But of course, that would be unethical.  So you see, the small size of the plates leads to ethical quandaries.  Better to have bigger plates and be free of temptation.  ^-^

I am happy to say, though, that, being a resourceful lad, I was able to be a glutton during Friday’s potluck.  As I say every day, I can always start my diet tomorrow.

Have a great week everyone!
Kevin

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